horn ballin

the seasons are changing and so are my vices. summer was fun and full of drunken stoopers, but fall is here and its time for some down right dank fellatio.

give it, get it. self suck, bud suck, circle suck w/e. so by winter i'll be an expert cock inhaler and santa will reward me.

Show me your pussy.

So you know how cats have that vibrating box in their throats? Ya know the one that expels purring when they get all excited?!

Wouldn't it be just amazing to meet a man.
A man with a vibrating throat....?

I thought of this, this evening while sitting on my couch drinking whiskey and cuddling with the cat.

Just a thought...

I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'. How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen?

The bewitchin season is upon us children.
October 1st is here. It sure as hell is gonna be queer.

Just imagine.... In 3o more days the city streets will be littered with Cum, Glitter and Wigs everywhere! Or at least thats what SOME of us may hope for. Really though... Halloween is quite the magical time. You can be who EVER you want.

If you want to be a slutty nun. be a slutty nun...

If you want to be a fire man. be a fire man...

If you WANT TO BE A 300 POUND DRAG QUEEN WITH EYEBROWS UP TO YOUR SCALP, THEN YOU BE A 300 POUND DRAG QUEEN WITH EYEBROWS UP TO YOUR SCALP!!!

Its like being a child all over again with hopes and dreams! Except minus all the being locked in the hallway closet by your alcoholic grandmother and having grandpa put his cigars out on your forearms...

anyway... Start plannin them costumes! Our Finger-Banger of the month is going to be INSANNNNE! Just you wait.

Hearts n Farts!
Cumrag.

OH. P.S- We promise, the fall issue of the zine is coming REALLL soon. We're working on piecing her together. We had a LONNNG party summer.

GRAVERS PARADISE THIS SAT

You're so goth you shit bats. So be there.

P.L.U.R

wHaT tO Do WiTh mY dAy...

clients don't show up for their appointments,

on a lunch break, my bath house schedule got pushed back due to a presentation.

I got this email from my boss today that ended with this "So you have reign over that bathhouse."

What's a girl to do but dream

***Le SiGh***

Alex and Seth's 50th birthday

Our monthly party at Philly's leather bar the Bike Stop this month was in honor of the birth of alex and seth. In true Leo style these bitches did it their way and threw a 90's gala of clueless vs. nowhere. Photos by the amazing Logan White and Liz Rywelski

"U BETTER WERK"

LOVELY LOGAN WHITE

Who Was this hottie with amazing bone structure??

OUR BFF! He comes to every party!!!!

BIRTHDAY BOYS!

THANKS FOR THE CAKE! WHO ARE YOU?

SAY AMBULAR

Gregg Araki NERD

Always a staple of our party

O HAI!

SUSAN !!!!!

smooth

i was at the train station and some kid comes up to me and asks :

"hey boy. you got some black in you?"

and i said "no."

then he said "do you want some?"

i didnt understand what he meant until i got home.

AUGUST FINGER-BANGER

Special Guest DJ FUCKUP

whats a boy to do...

So one of us recently lost our jobs this past week. Which leaves lots of extra free time to do Cum Rag work. However distractions sure do get in the way....

The guy I was regularly sleeping with also happen to meet someone ( same weekend as getting laid off, Quite the weekend, right?! ) So it leaves me to Jerking off a ton more. I've got all this free time on my hands so im just looking at tons of Vintage beefcake physique photos, Dirty Bruce Labruce screen shots ( that always get me hard ) among hours of the cheap dvd's I recently bought.

Maybe its time to get my hand off my dick, and start working on updating my resume...

In other news.

We made a Flickr Account. Check out all the photos from the Christmas in July party...

FINGER-BANGER PHOTOS

Things have gotten a bit pushed back with the next issue of the zine but we're working on her and may have a much better/fun/appropriate release space/event come September... We promise its going to be worth your wait....

In the mean time prepare your selves for the madness that is going to be Cumrag Alex and Cumrag Seth's Birthday Bash at the Bike Stop in August.

Join us on Face Book

We now have a group page for our Finger Banger Party.

Join the group on Face-Book.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=124747357256&ref=nf

Our Christmas in July party last weekend was a HUGE success!
Def our best turn out yet. You couldn't move for hours inside that bar.
Santa was a filthy fucking mess...We couldn't have asked for more.

Photos soon to come!

Its that time of the month again! ( No, not THATTTT time of the month )

On the First night of Christmas my true love gave to me... A buttplug in a pear tree.

Fingerbanger's 4th installment of our monthly party! Again at the BikeStop! FREE!!!!! $2 PBR Pounders.
Come get your photo taken on Santa's lap while he hands out goodies to all of those who've been naughty this summer.

The Cum Rag boys will be spinnin all night. Disco hour will be had. Special Guest DJ...

Wear your Gaudiest Christmas sweater ( sweaters in July are a GREAT idea! ) Sluttiest Elf costume or what ever the hell you can whip up in the taste of red, green and awesome...All while dancing to an assortment of '77, 80's punk, 90's Alt, 90's Rap, Disco, electro, Selena, whatever we feel like playing

Have you been Naughty or Nice?
Dont make us ask twice...

OK, Is this like a noxima commercial or what?!

So last night. Fingerbanger's Weedceanera was a huge success.
My next statement is going to be pretty fucking gay, but lets be real, You are what you eat. ( and that's cock )

Myself and one of the other Cum-rag boys were cruising on the dance floor. Sweaty bodies on top of each other, people drunk and stoned out of their minds everywhere. We both took a huge hit of poppers, closed our eyes.. and Madonna's "Like a Prayer" came on. As we dipped down, hands in the air feeling the music, it hit me and I had a bit of an epiphany. I felt like I was in the middle of a punk rock episode of Queer As Folk.

Not to sound cocky ( well what ever, I'm going to be ) but this city of Brotherly Faggoty Love, fucking needs us. We're doing something Philadelphia has lacked for years. We're going to be huge one day.

Watch out Philthy.
Here we cum...

PARTY HARDY!

Our 3rd installment of our Monthly Finger Banger party!

Holleration

The other day I was standing outside my door on the street corner waiting for my dear friend the 57 bus to come scoop me up, when all of the sudden, this giant white SUV jam packed with 18 year old south philly boys pulls up beside me at a red light. I didnt even really notice or pay attention to it at the time. The light turns green and I hear the word FAGGOTS screamed out of the car. I turn to look and I see them speeding away in their get-away vehicle. " Wow! They're so cool!" I thought. You would think people would at least try and be creative when trying to yell shit at someone on the street. If you're going to yell something, make it fucking funny so I can laugh too. I was just glad to be the highlight of their day, and their joyride through the streets of south philly in dad's Navigator.

Dirty Text Messages?

So we've all done it. We all ENJOY it. One of my favorite things is sitting through a long day of work and getting/sending dirty text messages and just looking at all the people around me, thinking, They have NO idea what I'm doing right now, which is what makes it that much more awesome.

Anyway...its not even 12pm and I'm sitting at work and receive the following which I thought I'd share.

Male specimen: I had this dream last night where you had a monster cock: Bigger than a brick and probably twice as hard.

Me: haha My god. Thank you for that. This is the perfect way to start my day.


Male specimen: Glad my subconscious could help. You shoula seen the head on it. like a big hateful purple hamburger bun.

me: Ew. haha

Male specimen: Did I just gross you out? I never would've guessed you were gross-out-able.

Me: It Probably only grossed me out because of what I ACTUALLY pictured in my head. I think I imagined a blown out asshole that was fist punched a bit too much. That in fact is one thing that can gross me out just a bit...

Male specimen: Agreed. Better to meditate on the phallus than on the destruction it can wreak.

So I'll leave you with that. Next time your bored at work, let your mind wander. Send someone a dirty message about how hard you are or go into the office bathroom and tug one out.

xo

FInger Banger II

bring all your favorite fags and hags, mo's or bros. lets get this shit done right. fun times for everyone!

It's been a while

So it has been a while since we have updated our dear blog. We took a break for a few weeks to lets our minds and now we are ready for round two. Meetings have taken place, with new ideas, adding a new editor, and you can wait with anticipation for the summer issue just like you anticipate that little cousin of yours to finally burst out of the closet kicking and screaming with dildos in hand. If you would like to contribute stories, art, visual anything, articles, love, roofies, let us know!


Also- prepare to do the Purity Dance Saturday 5/30!

NEW YORK CITY

tonight we release CUMRAG in nyc!!!!!

so if your around the area come here and dance with us.


we promise, we will start updating regularly soon!

XOCUMRAG

COME DANCE WITH ME

Dearest Rag Readers,


FINAL STAGE! We are picking up hard copies of our zine today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All of our and our contribuotrs hard work will be shown, so come out, dress up and dance Saturday at the Bike Stop in Philadelphia (quince st. between walnut&locust, and between 11th&12th) The zines will be distro'd there for donations and also pyschic carmen cumrag will be doing a little tarot readin in between her long island iced tea's. Plus Atom&n!ck of atomason!ck will be dj-ing for a bit too!

Wear fun outfits, get sloppy, make out, get yr dick sucked

xoxocumrag

Cock Tease

Hey just wanted to give ya'll a little update. We have been working our fingers down to the bone. Cumrag is coming along and we are in the finishing stages of putting her all together. If you have anything that you want to submit send it in...like today. Also-



We made these flyers for FINGERBANGER. You can look for them all over the city, the first person who tells me how many they find gets a little surprise from yours truely.