horn ballin

the seasons are changing and so are my vices. summer was fun and full of drunken stoopers, but fall is here and its time for some down right dank fellatio.

give it, get it. self suck, bud suck, circle suck w/e. so by winter i'll be an expert cock inhaler and santa will reward me.

Show me your pussy.

So you know how cats have that vibrating box in their throats? Ya know the one that expels purring when they get all excited?!

Wouldn't it be just amazing to meet a man.
A man with a vibrating throat....?

I thought of this, this evening while sitting on my couch drinking whiskey and cuddling with the cat.

Just a thought...

I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'. How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen?

The bewitchin season is upon us children.
October 1st is here. It sure as hell is gonna be queer.

Just imagine.... In 3o more days the city streets will be littered with Cum, Glitter and Wigs everywhere! Or at least thats what SOME of us may hope for. Really though... Halloween is quite the magical time. You can be who EVER you want.

If you want to be a slutty nun. be a slutty nun...

If you want to be a fire man. be a fire man...

If you WANT TO BE A 300 POUND DRAG QUEEN WITH EYEBROWS UP TO YOUR SCALP, THEN YOU BE A 300 POUND DRAG QUEEN WITH EYEBROWS UP TO YOUR SCALP!!!

Its like being a child all over again with hopes and dreams! Except minus all the being locked in the hallway closet by your alcoholic grandmother and having grandpa put his cigars out on your forearms...

anyway... Start plannin them costumes! Our Finger-Banger of the month is going to be INSANNNNE! Just you wait.

Hearts n Farts!
Cumrag.

OH. P.S- We promise, the fall issue of the zine is coming REALLL soon. We're working on piecing her together. We had a LONNNG party summer.