I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'. How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen?

The bewitchin season is upon us children.
October 1st is here. It sure as hell is gonna be queer.

Just imagine.... In 3o more days the city streets will be littered with Cum, Glitter and Wigs everywhere! Or at least thats what SOME of us may hope for. Really though... Halloween is quite the magical time. You can be who EVER you want.

If you want to be a slutty nun. be a slutty nun...

If you want to be a fire man. be a fire man...

If you WANT TO BE A 300 POUND DRAG QUEEN WITH EYEBROWS UP TO YOUR SCALP, THEN YOU BE A 300 POUND DRAG QUEEN WITH EYEBROWS UP TO YOUR SCALP!!!

Its like being a child all over again with hopes and dreams! Except minus all the being locked in the hallway closet by your alcoholic grandmother and having grandpa put his cigars out on your forearms...

anyway... Start plannin them costumes! Our Finger-Banger of the month is going to be INSANNNNE! Just you wait.

Hearts n Farts!
Cumrag.

OH. P.S- We promise, the fall issue of the zine is coming REALLL soon. We're working on piecing her together. We had a LONNNG party summer.