wHaT tO Do WiTh mY dAy...

clients don't show up for their appointments,

on a lunch break, my bath house schedule got pushed back due to a presentation.

I got this email from my boss today that ended with this "So you have reign over that bathhouse."

What's a girl to do but dream

***Le SiGh***

Alex and Seth's 50th birthday

Our monthly party at Philly's leather bar the Bike Stop this month was in honor of the birth of alex and seth. In true Leo style these bitches did it their way and threw a 90's gala of clueless vs. nowhere. Photos by the amazing Logan White and Liz Rywelski

"U BETTER WERK"

LOVELY LOGAN WHITE

Who Was this hottie with amazing bone structure??

OUR BFF! He comes to every party!!!!

BIRTHDAY BOYS!

THANKS FOR THE CAKE! WHO ARE YOU?

SAY AMBULAR

Gregg Araki NERD

Always a staple of our party

O HAI!

SUSAN !!!!!

smooth

i was at the train station and some kid comes up to me and asks :

"hey boy. you got some black in you?"

and i said "no."

then he said "do you want some?"

i didnt understand what he meant until i got home.

AUGUST FINGER-BANGER

Special Guest DJ FUCKUP

whats a boy to do...

So one of us recently lost our jobs this past week. Which leaves lots of extra free time to do Cum Rag work. However distractions sure do get in the way....

The guy I was regularly sleeping with also happen to meet someone ( same weekend as getting laid off, Quite the weekend, right?! ) So it leaves me to Jerking off a ton more. I've got all this free time on my hands so im just looking at tons of Vintage beefcake physique photos, Dirty Bruce Labruce screen shots ( that always get me hard ) among hours of the cheap dvd's I recently bought.

Maybe its time to get my hand off my dick, and start working on updating my resume...

In other news.

We made a Flickr Account. Check out all the photos from the Christmas in July party...

FINGER-BANGER PHOTOS

Things have gotten a bit pushed back with the next issue of the zine but we're working on her and may have a much better/fun/appropriate release space/event come September... We promise its going to be worth your wait....

In the mean time prepare your selves for the madness that is going to be Cumrag Alex and Cumrag Seth's Birthday Bash at the Bike Stop in August.

Join us on Face Book

We now have a group page for our Finger Banger Party.

Join the group on Face-Book.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=124747357256&ref=nf

Our Christmas in July party last weekend was a HUGE success!
Def our best turn out yet. You couldn't move for hours inside that bar.
Santa was a filthy fucking mess...We couldn't have asked for more.

Photos soon to come!

Its that time of the month again! ( No, not THATTTT time of the month )

On the First night of Christmas my true love gave to me... A buttplug in a pear tree.

Fingerbanger's 4th installment of our monthly party! Again at the BikeStop! FREE!!!!! $2 PBR Pounders.
Come get your photo taken on Santa's lap while he hands out goodies to all of those who've been naughty this summer.

The Cum Rag boys will be spinnin all night. Disco hour will be had. Special Guest DJ...

Wear your Gaudiest Christmas sweater ( sweaters in July are a GREAT idea! ) Sluttiest Elf costume or what ever the hell you can whip up in the taste of red, green and awesome...All while dancing to an assortment of '77, 80's punk, 90's Alt, 90's Rap, Disco, electro, Selena, whatever we feel like playing

Have you been Naughty or Nice?
Dont make us ask twice...